The Opportunity Zone is having its first birthday. (True IBO Stories doesn't celebrate the big "1" until April 4, but I'll get to that later.) And so the OZ folks - bloggers, designers, IT people - are celebrating with a celebratory lunch, which is the kind of lunch to have when you're celebrating.
I don't have the details, so I don't know what we're eating (my guess is pizza) or if we're having a cake. And if we're having a cake, will it sport a single candle, or a "1" shaped candle, or will the one be spelled out on the cake? Nor do I know if we'll be singing "Happy Birthday." And if we sing, which version? I mean, there's like dozens, right?
When my side of the family celebrates a birthday, we sing the regular song, and at the end, the kids add, in singsongy fashion, "Pay your quarter now." It's a tribute to my late father, a Kiwanian, because that's how they do it at the Dearborn Heights Kiwanis Club. Those Kiwanians rival only the Rotarians for their zaniness.
(The other family favorite is the version of "Happy Birthday To You" with a "cha cha cha!" after every verse.)
My top pick, however, was the one offered up at Chi-Chis. The whole wait staff would drop by. They'd stick a candle in that fried ice cream they made, drop a sombrero on your head, and sing the special Chi-Chis birthday song. It was to the tune of the "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" chorus from "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." And it went like this (at speed-metal pace and with clapping):
Hap-py Happy Happy Birthday,
Hap-py Happy Happy Birthday,
Hap-py Ha-py Happy Birthday,
To you, to you, to you. Ole!
(Elapsed time: 7 seconds)
But I digress, in a big way.
True IBO Stories will be 10 months old on February 4. Since its inception, we've had 49 posts and 363 comments. Blog topics have ranged from IBO success stories and first-time Achievers experiences to the Amway/Quixtar name change.
And as our seminal date approaches, this seems to be as good a time as any to ask you: What topics would you like to see addressed in this blog? What True IBO Stories would you like to see that you're not reading about ? What can we do to generate greater interest? What are you looking for? Please share your thoughts and comments, either as a comment to this blog, or by email, to trueibostories@quixtar.com.
But once again, I digress. I'll close with one more Happy Birthday version, and let's make it interesting. Identify whence the following version came. (Yes, it's a quiz!)
Happy birthday, Mr. Hood.
Happy birthday to you.
To make your birthday turn out good
I give this present to you!
Send me your guesses. The first five respondents with the winning answer will get their choice of Nutrilite® Rhodiola 110, or a 60-tab bottle of Nutrilite Concentrated Fruits and Vegetables. (Don't forget to send your mailing address, and which supplement you want.)